Do you ever think about how the world is changing in a way that you think would be pretty cool if you could?

Or how your life might look if you were the sort of person who could, in a pinch, be like that?

Or if you had a job that could allow you to do all the things you would like to do?

I know I do.

I was born with a gift that, while I never really knew it, I can’t wait to use in a big way.

Like this.

I know this is pretty lame, but I can do this.

So, I decided to use it to my advantage.

I will be the weed wrangler.